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El movil de Troya

Published by juanlu Noviembre 24th, 2005 in general.

Suena el teléfono. Hasta ahora tenías dos opciones. Una: cogerlo… “sí, sí…. papá, aquí ando estudiando… te dejo que voy muy mal”, y volver rápidamente (si es que se ha parado) al momento de pasión. O dos: no cogerlo, pasar del móvil… que suene… que nada detenga al cráter de los sentidos. Pues se acabó.

Ahora, queridos adolescentes, sólo queda cogerlo. Sony-Ericsson quiere patentar un móvil que, en vez de dar tono de llamada hasta que salta el contestador, se descuelga solito al cabo de varios tonos. Y así, queridos adolescentes, los padres podrán escuchar todo lo que pasa alrededor del aparato. Del movil, digo. Y si lo tuvieras silenciado, pues peor… ni te das cuenta de que suena. Ni te das cuenta de que en breve serás escuchado. Es más: se activa el manos libres y papá o mamá podrán, además de escuchar, hablar…. ¿Te imaginas? “Sí señor, ¡¡¡ese es mi hijo!!!”

vía La Tejedora, vía Smartmobs

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Pues menos mal que no tengo un móvil de esos…no por mi madre, sino por ti. jajajajajaja Que alguna vez me llamaste de manera “inoportuna”
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